Top Ten New Tricks

1. Turning on the faucet and letting out the water while in the tub.

2. Climbing in and out of boxes before they are wrapped with his gifts in them to play with them.

3. Hiding whatever it is mommy is looking for.

4. Chasing the dogs until they cry to be let outside even though it is so cold out. If they could talk, I think they would ask for a prescription.

5. Taking EVERYthing out of the garbage.

6. Taking all the wipes out of the container and eating some, then leaving some for later.

7. Getting an erection EACH and EVERY time I change him. Starting to freak me out.

8. Standing in this weird tripod position and staring at you through his legs.

9. Climbing off the couch, bed, etc. safely, and climbing into or onto everything else as unsafely as possible. Often successfully, though, as I continue to find him places and wonder how he got there.

10. He's starting to use word-like sounds, and FINALLY knows that I am momma!!